I Don’t Do Dishes! — Hand Embroidery Pattern

Some things are worth stitching about—and doing the dishes isn’t one of them! I Don’t Do Dishes! is a playful hand embroidery pattern from Thimbles & Tales filled with kitchen humor, homespun charm, and just the right amount of sass.

This whimsical design is perfect for anyone who would rather be stitching, quilting, reading, or doing just about anything besides standing at the kitchen sink. It makes a fun addition to a farmhouse kitchen and an especially cute gift for a friend who shares the same philosophy!

Designed with simple embroidery stitches and minimal fill work, I Don’t Do Dishes! is beginner friendly and enjoyable to stitch. In true Thimbles & Tales style, charming outlines and colorful little details give the design plenty of personality without large areas of dense embroidery.

Your digital pattern includes the printable transfer pattern, floss color recommendations, stitch guide, supply list, and finished-project inspiration.

Stitch it onto a dish towel for a little irony, frame it for the kitchen, turn it into a small wall hanging, or make one for your favorite sassy friend.

Skill Level: Beginner Friendly

Technique: Hand Embroidery

Style: Kitchen Humor • Farmhouse • Sassy • Whimsical • Homespun

Format: Digital PDF Download — no physical product will be mailed

PLEASE NOTE: Because this is a digital PDF product, all sales are final. No returns, exchanges, or cancellations are available after purchase.

By Thimbles & Tales

I don’t do dishes. I have stitching to do!